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Make fun of Christopher Morris and Rose Evans

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[Oct. 12th, 2004|04:20 pm]
Make fun of Christopher Morris and Rose Evans

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[cherryking88]
[mood |predatory]
[music |Fredryk Phox and the IFOs - Rohypnol Rick]

I've known Chris for about 9 years now, so I of course have quite a few amusing stories.

The most recent one being when he followed my friend Patrick and I back to my house. We told him to leave, but him being his Morris self, decided not to.
So me and Patrick beat him out of my house with brooms and girly kicks, my sister helped too. Quite a funny sight to see, considering Patrick and my sister are about five-foot-four and Morris is around six-foot-zillion.

Morris, I think you could learn a few things from Rohypnol Rick here...


IF YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ROHYPNOL RICK
THERE'S NO DOUBT THAT YOU'LL BE GRABBED
YOU'LL WAKE UP FACE DOWN WITH A GAPING HOLE
BUT IT WON'T COME FROM GETTING STABBED

WHEN YOU SIT AT THE BAR WITH ROHYPNOL RICK
YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU BUY TO DRINK
OR ELSE YOU'LL END UP DRUGGED AND YOU'LL END UP PLUGGED
FASTER THAN YOU CAN BLINK

ROHYPNOL RICK HE LOVES THE GIRLS
MORE THAN JUST A FEW
HE BENDS THEM OVER AT HALF PAST TWELVE
BUT THEY DON'T WAKE UP 'TIL TWO

ROHYPNOL RICK HE'S MORE THAN FINE
WITH A POCKET FULL OF PILLS
HE PROWLS THE SINGLE BARS AT NIGHT
AND BY MORNING HE'S HAD HIS FILL

Fredryk: Hey Rick, come up and sing a verse, don't be a chicken shit like Bobby.
Bobby: FUCK YOU
Fredryk: SHUTUP BOBBY
Bobby: SHUTUP
Fredryk: SHUTUP BOBBY
Bobby: SHUTUP!!....FUCK

-Rick:-
WELL I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER
AND I FUCK YOUR MOTHERS DAILY
AND TO MAKE SURE THEY FORGET
I SLIP A MICKEY IN THEIR BAILEY'S

AND BEFORE THEY COME TO
I'VE BUSTED MY NUT
AND THERE AIN'T NO CHANCE OF BABIES
'CAUSE I FUCK 'EM IN THE BUTT
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[User Picture]From: tsukael
2004-12-30 07:55 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAH! yeah.
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