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Make fun of Christopher Morris and Rose Evans

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(no subject) [Oct. 17th, 2004|06:02 pm]
Make fun of Christopher Morris and Rose Evans

man jwon you were right, this is lamer than bomb jon
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2004|04:20 pm]
Make fun of Christopher Morris and Rose Evans

[mood |predatory]
[music |Fredryk Phox and the IFOs - Rohypnol Rick]

I've known Chris for about 9 years now, so I of course have quite a few amusing stories.

The most recent one being when he followed my friend Patrick and I back to my house. We told him to leave, but him being his Morris self, decided not to.
So me and Patrick beat him out of my house with brooms and girly kicks, my sister helped too. Quite a funny sight to see, considering Patrick and my sister are about five-foot-four and Morris is around six-foot-zillion.

Morris, I think you could learn a few things from Rohypnol Rick here...

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(no subject) [Oct. 11th, 2004|07:11 pm]
Make fun of Christopher Morris and Rose Evans

[mood |lazylazy]
[music |Plutocracy - Operation Stingray]

There once was a fellow named Chris
Who liked a girl named Rose
He'd follow her around
everywhere she'd go!
He'd stalk her while she swam
And even while she shat
But she didn't give a damn
About Morris. How about that!?
This vexed poor Morris so
How was he to know
What she would want?
And how he could be
His dear Rose's fantasy?

That was lame.

But everybody be cool and make fun of Morris.

My first two stories as my alter ego creepy applesauce lovin' nationalist necrozoophile convincted child molester feature Morris!
Check them out : http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xtuberculosispiex
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